February 2012
39 posts
‘I’m trying to win, and right now, coach [Mike Brown] is a stats guy. His...
– Metta World Peace/Ron Artest on Mike Brown What do you say Laker fans? How have you liked Mike Brown? Has he done better/worse than you expected? (via foreverla)
I love Ron-Ron, but time is passing him by.
Gchat: Valentine's Day, 2009
me: you thinking about bluvbands or sticking to the concert?
Christopher: I didn't know there was a Bluvband plan.
me: brett just fwd me the text. so brett hates you
Christopher: Well, yes. [I guess} Brett does hate me. I am so not sold on the concert. (After a bit of research realized it was more of on of those Brooklyn warehouse loft insane parties.)
me: come to bluvband's moms
Christopher: Hey, I got a text. I think I'll go to that.
me: okay. I really need to finish cleaning this place. so I may see you there
Christopher: beepbooop
And then everything changed and nothing was the same again.
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benwietmarschen:
“My Dad the Girl Bike”
Episode 4: DUMPSTER
By: Pat O’Brien, Colin Elzie, and Ben Wietmarschen
With: Dan Chamberlain and Noah Forman
“I may be your best friend, but I don’t play favorites.”
hey psychonauts
you guys ever done a sensory deprivation tank? do you think that’s a worthwhile thing?
what about a sweat lodge?
I so rarely have good dreams
So I’m going to write about the one I had last night.
I was working for this agent-type in New York, and we were trying to book Adele’s first or next or best U.S. tour. We were wooing her hard but she was just so aloof and great and we knew that we couldn’t do it, we just wanted to be around her. She wore one of those scarves that ladies wrap around their heads.
Also, Adele was...
Justin was more than ready to turn the corner on the horrors of middle school –...
– One Town’s War on Gay Teens
(via brett)
Hey, if you think this sort of behavior towards gay people is okay—if you think that being gay is wrong or shameful or evil—and you want to encourage a society where this shit is okay, then fuck you and fuck your god. You’re on the...
gotemcoach:
MUST WATCH: The Best Crossover EVER!!!
This is one of America’s greatest things.
(via @SoleCollector)
Portlandia - “The Dream of the 1890s”
Man, this show has the most purely distilled perspective than any sketch show since Kids in the Hall.
"We love you, you're perfect, now change." What do... →
Man I can’t wait to go to my next indie show and see some shortform
shortmikeshort:
This is clearly written by someone who has been having trouble navigating the indie scene and the world of neophyte performers. A lot of shows exist just to give young performers (of improv, stand-up, etc) experience on stage and are not necessarily meant for the general public. This is definitely true in...
I was in this video directed by Eric Silver! You can watch the whole Pizza Tech series here.
January 2012
80 posts
BREAKING: Paul Brittain Leaving SNL Immediately |... →
blogalicious:
popculturebrain:
Damn, he showed promise. Lord Windermere could have been a new classic.
A source close to the actor tells EW that Brittain “had the opportunity to pursue other projects, and he and the show parted ways amicably.”
I liked Paul Brittain. And I know my next opinion might not be a popular one, but…I think Taran, Vanessa, and Nasim should be made cast members...
going-to-scranton:
listenupturkeys:
Paul Brittain is leaving SNL, immediately.
Going to go cry in a corner, don’t mind me.
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worst news
I’m going to miss the little princeling sketches.
The best part of NBC pulling that donkey semen...
“He’s a loose cannon”
Also, isn’t Snow just Snake Plissken? Isn’t this just Escape from New York?
Won’t I definitely see this movie?