January 2011
37 posts
“Mind buying some vanilla ice cream on your way to me? Made some sort of apple...”
– My girlfriend, who has a snow day today and is apparently cooking. She’s a good lady.
“F—- you, Kings of Leon. They’re self-centered assholes, and they missed the big...”
– Glee creator Ryan Murphy commenting on Kings of Leon not giving Glee approval to use their songs via HuffPo
Hey Ryan, maybe they hate Glee like half of the musicians I know. Or maybe they’ve seen what you’ve done with other people’s songs. Just a thought.
(via tweetyyum)
AMEN, SISTER. I can no...
Mole mole mole
I made a bomb-ass chicken mole last night. Like, fall-off-the-bone, smoky, spicy, rich chicken mole. It’s pretty easy to make, although it takes a bit of time commitment. And is messy. And expensive! You have to buy baking chocolate. You have to buy cinnamon (why did I not have that?). You have to buy chipotle peppers in adobo sauce (fucking amazing). It was worth it though, because it was...
“I vividly remember taking in a WWF show with my family when I was about 10 and...”
– This comment on this article.
Watchpurns:
thebrigcomedy:
Coors Light: Martin Luther King
This MLK Day, Coors Light finally crosses the line.
Written by Zack Phillips Directed by by Adam Sacks Edited by Matt Mayer Starring Justin Purnell, Josh Patten, Dan Hodapp Extras Matt Mayer, Zack Phillips, Jon Guitierrez
Doing my part today.
I'm gonna lay it out there...
…don’t try to go to the Diddy/Gethard show tonight. You’re not getting in.
You will get in to Summer Fridays at Under St. Marks, though. So come to that!
Also, I would wager that the worst rapper in Butts, The Smitts, or Thank You Robot is better than Diddy at his best.
Things you probably have spent $5 on this week
Two horrible drinks from Starbucks
Slice of pepperoni pizza and a Sprite
The US Weekly body issue
Pack of pens
SillyBandz!
Dildo-shaped sofa for your SecondLife mansion
Hulk hands
Ironic “Florida” sweater
Five remixes of “Firework” from iTunes
So anyhoo, $5 is not that much. And you can add to this list by coming to see The Smitts at Summer Fridays, tomorrow...
Digsy Finally Has A Tumblr.: Things I love →
nicolemarietherese:
digsyfinallyhasa:
Anything involving a mother’s unconditional love for their child. I cry/nearly at the end of Home Alone
Anything involving one person admitting/discussing/showing true, honest love/respect/admiration for a friend
Real Christmas spirit (example, everyone singing Christmas carols to power…
Tetly Tea
Reading on the subway
Clean towels
Completing...
New big idea: get together 1000 cranks with time...
conky:
That’s all it would take, right?
volunteer
The Lottery
Hey dudes! I’m going to be in The Lottery, tomorrow at 11pm, at UCB. You should come!
We rehearsed for this yesterday. There were four level 101 students, all of whom had precisely one class under their belt. I was really impressed by how they managed to not let a Harold education compressed into three hours fry their brains. Also, they were funny!
come see this show
“Shaolin vs. Wu-Tang is another album that I promised the fans a long time ago....”
– Rae, don’t do it. The skits, that is. DAMMIT RAEKWON NOBODY LIKES RAP ALBUM SKITS. THOSE ARE TERRIBLE. TERRIBLE.
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Goddamn shoes
I have this great pair of shoes. Brown Dockers (I know, dad shoes), broken in, fashionable, comfortable, nice enough to wear to work. Best fucking pair of shoes I’ve ever owned.
They are falling apart. Well, one shoe, the right one, has come apart a bit on the outside. It’s a pretty large hole, I can feel it. My question is, is it worth getting them repaired?
The shoes I’m...
The Last Supper Club: Meal #4 - Death by Bacon →
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Ordered by: David Martin Long
Jesus, why didn’t I use an alias for this blog? I know he’s dead and I’m still scared.
Date of Meal: 12/08/1999
Meal: 4 bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwiches, iced tea, and potato chips
Clockwise from left: Bacon (1 package), Hellmann’s Mayonnaise…
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who are these people
It seems like every week I see a guy walking through the city, carrying a guitar. He is between the ages of 20 and 40 years old. He is carrying a guitar, often accompanied by other men carrying guitars.
It’s their style of dress that gets me. They’re nearly always dressed in some period “rock and roll” costume: Skynyrd jean jackets with one of those hats, flannel shirts...
news from tar valon
I am tired. My best friend came into the city and we had an awesome time. We went to the Cuckoo’s Nest in Woodside to ring in 2011 (the year we make contact). The bar was cheap, there was no cover, we danced to DJ Phat Pat on the ones and twos. I have celebrated NYE with him many times and it never fails to be fun.
Also, one of my great friends from college came with his brother, his...