tastefullyoffensive:

The 4 Stages of Pizza Bargaining [pantwizard]

tastefullyoffensive:

The 4 Stages of Pizza Bargaining [pantwizard]

(via thepitnyc)

hallekiefer:

Isn’t our new poster BEAUTIFUL? It comes courtesy of the disgusting mind of Tom Chamberlain aka scabramp.tumblr.com. Tom Chamberlain: for all your sick, beautiful picture needs.
Speaking of things that are sick and beautiful, Splitsider’s July Dog & Pony Show is downright putrid, and includes such geniuses as:
Adam Newman! (Comedy Central Half Hour)
Michelle Wolf!  (Late Night with Seth Meyers)
Naomi Ekperigin! (Broad City)
Hugh Moore! (truTV’s Friends Of The People)
Get yr $5 ticket here! Joe and I love you very much! 

WHAT? Only $5 for tickets????

hallekiefer:

Isn’t our new poster BEAUTIFUL? It comes courtesy of the disgusting mind of Tom Chamberlain aka scabramp.tumblr.com. Tom Chamberlain: for all your sick, beautiful picture needs.

Speaking of things that are sick and beautiful, Splitsider’s July Dog & Pony Show is downright putrid, and includes such geniuses as:

Adam Newman! (Comedy Central Half Hour)

Michelle Wolf!  (Late Night with Seth Meyers)

Naomi Ekperigin! (Broad City)

Hugh Moore! (truTV’s Friends Of The People)

Get yr $5 ticket here! Joe and I love you very much! 

WHAT? Only $5 for tickets????

thechrisgethardshow:

So I’ve been thinking a lot about The Chris Gethard Show lately. Its very existence. Why we started doing it. Why we’re doing it now. I’ve noticed a few things.

And it is time for us to BURN IT DOWN. It’s time for us to set a FOREST FIRE to this show, that might be…

i blame Random Sandy or whatever her name was

williebhines:

halphillips:

You listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and hatchet man in the fight against violence.

Usually when I say something, I was trying to say this.

This speech is so surprising and weird and cool.

(Source: jillsandwich)

heyitssanji:

hallekiefer:

bestyoutubevideos:

One last Harlem shake

I loved that meme, and I love this. 

This is the best idea I’m stealing for mine and Taylor’s wedding. 

THe pastor gets TURNT

I don’t usually go in for turntablism but DAMN JAZZY JEFF

princesscumkitty:

When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕

plz to explain

princesscumkitty:

When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕

plz to explain

(via littletsu)

humansofnewyork:

"I’m reading a classic piece of fantasy literature about a mercenary company in a sorcery world. I’m actually the treasurer of the Gay Geeks of New York club. Hey! Could you promote our trivia night? It’s tonight at Rock Bar at 7 PM. There’s all kinds of geek trivia: fantasy, gaming, anime, animation, sci-fi, stuff like that. Wait until I tell our PR Director about this. I’m gonna rub his nose in it. It’s gonna be awesome."

BLACK COMPANY!!!!

humansofnewyork:

"I’m reading a classic piece of fantasy literature about a mercenary company in a sorcery world. I’m actually the treasurer of the Gay Geeks of New York club. Hey! Could you promote our trivia night? It’s tonight at Rock Bar at 7 PM. There’s all kinds of geek trivia: fantasy, gaming, anime, animation, sci-fi, stuff like that. Wait until I tell our PR Director about this. I’m gonna rub his nose in it. It’s gonna be awesome."

BLACK COMPANY!!!!

Look at the ginger guy

Look at the ginger guy

sonicdork:

laughterkey:

buzzfeedlgbt:

Nash Grier uploaded this vine to his incredibly popular account over the weekend and then deleted it shortly afterwards.

this asshole

WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT!

HOLY SHIT WHAT A DOUCHE
Follow lizzza instead of this prick

sonicdork:

laughterkey:

buzzfeedlgbt:

Nash Grier uploaded this vine to his incredibly popular account over the weekend and then deleted it shortly afterwards.

this asshole

WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT!

HOLY SHIT WHAT A DOUCHE

Follow lizzza instead of this prick

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