thedailywhat:

Beauty Pageant Kids These Days of the Day: I have a theory about Toddlers & Tiaras that involves TLC working with Child Services to lure unfit parents into a trap a la police station lotteries.

It has to be that. It just has to.

[bwe.]

If this little girl were my daughter, I’d be confused, but I don’t think I’d be mad. That thing she did with the belly was hilarious. +10 points, Alanna, you don’t know that you’re a drama club kid yet.

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