Is the baby smiling, or is it just gas?

nbaoffseason: nbamusings: He’s baaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Looks like...

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 11:47:17 -0500

nbamusings:

He’s baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Looks like JR Smith is heading to the Knicks as soon as the CBA season is over.

It’s official: The Knicks will have all of the turnovers and none of the assists

lambjustin: A very big thanks to everyone who came out to last...

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 09:18:36 -0500

A very big thanks to everyone who came out to last night’s show. We had a great time and it was very cool to have so many folks both appear in the show and come out to see it. Special thanks to our host Chris Griswold, Joe, Ben and the rest of The Smitts, The Mondays and Avery Monsen!

We’ll be back at the Triple Crown next month on March 15th with an all new lineup at 9:30pm!

This was a great show! Huge crowd! How did you do that?

"‘I’m trying to win, and right now, coach [Mike Brown] is a stats guy. His background is video..."

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 09:09:30 -0500

““‘I’m trying to win, and right now, coach [Mike Brown] is a stats guy. His background is video coordinator or whatever. So he’s all stats. But Ron Artest is all feel. He doesn’t understand that. Having me in the game at the end, he was worried about me shooting bad from the free throw line. And I was like, ‘I could care less because I’m gonna get a stop at the end of the game.’ He didn’t understand the rhythm that we had — me, Fish [Derek Fisher], Kobe [Bryant], Pau [Gasol] and Drew [Andrew Bynum]. I’ve been through games where I would have two points, go 1 for 9 and we’d win. That’s what matters. Stats are for people who need stats.’””

- Metta World Peace/Ron Artest on Mike Brown

What do you say Laker fans? How have you liked Mike Brown? Has he done better/worse than you expected? (via foreverla)

I love Ron-Ron, but time is passing him by.

lambjustin: Tonight at the Triple Crown, improv from Johnny...

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 09:19:56 -0500

lambjustin:

Tonight at the Triple Crown, improv from Johnny Velvet and the Moonbeams, The Smitts and The Mondays! Will we defuse the bomb and thwart Dr. Von Countendoom’s evil plans? What will result from Amy and Trey’s secret kiss?! Will I be eating dinner at Panera?! Find out these answers and more, tonight at 9:30!

I’ll be there!

joshreads: Rick Santorum made a campaign ad where he’s...

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 13:11:18 -0500

joshreads:

Rick Santorum made a campaign ad where he’s splattered with frothy brown liquid. NO, REALLY, HE DID.

tinyfuppets: FUPPENTINE #2

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 15:25:12 -0500

tinyfuppets:

FUPPENTINE #2

You know, you’d think I’d be done with these two,...

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 12:38:20 -0500

You know, you’d think I’d be done with these two, but NOPE

Photo

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:29:55 -0500

Gchat: Valentine's Day, 2009

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:25:05 -0500

me: you thinking about bluvbands or sticking to the concert?
Christopher: I didn't know there was a Bluvband plan.
me: brett just fwd me the text. so brett hates you
Christopher: Well, yes. [I guess} Brett does hate me. I am so not sold on the concert. (After a bit of research realized it was more of on of those Brooklyn warehouse loft insane parties.)
me: come to bluvband's moms
Christopher: Hey, I got a text. I think I'll go to that.
me: okay. I really need to finish cleaning this place. so I may see you there
Christopher: beepbooop

And then everything changed and nothing was the same again.

GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

nbaoffseason: One day, Blake Griffin will be able to take...

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:53:04 -0500

nbaoffseason:

One day, Blake Griffin will be able to take advantage of the “Hack A Blake” strategy. Going 2 for 9 from the line isn’t going to stop it any time soon.

Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images

Look at that form. It’s like he’s trying to levitate the ball using the Force.

benwietmarschen: “My Dad the Girl Bike” Episode 4: DUMPSTER By:...

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:47:13 -0500

benwietmarschen:

“My Dad the Girl Bike”

Episode 4: DUMPSTER

By: Pat O’Brien, Colin Elzie, and Ben Wietmarschen

With: Dan Chamberlain and Noah Forman

“I may be your best friend, but I don’t play favorites.”

douglasjwidick: North Coast get’s sexy this Valentine’s day

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 12:40:41 -0500

douglasjwidick:

North Coast get’s sexy this Valentine’s day

thomasjohn: LMAO I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 10:22:24 -0500

thomasjohn:

LMAO I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.

hey psychonauts

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 09:23:03 -0500

you guys ever done a sensory deprivation tank? do you think that’s a worthwhile thing?

what about a sweat lodge?

I so rarely have good dreams

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 09:12:10 -0500

So I’m going to write about the one I had last night.

I was working for this agent-type in New York, and we were trying to book Adele’s first or next or best U.S. tour. We were wooing her hard but she was just so aloof and great and we knew that we couldn’t do it, we just wanted to be around her. She wore one of those scarves that ladies wrap around their heads.

Also, Adele was a whale…or like, could turn into a whale.

That’s not a crack on Adele’s size. Adele is fucking great and awesome, so of course she’s a whale. Whales are the shit. Whales in my dream-universe are one step ahead of humans. Enlightened. I sort of believe that about whales in real life, but in this world they could talk.

So we took her to the 9/11 Memorial, which was this huge cyclopean underground tunnel full of water and soft white light and we swam around and then she like sonared into my head:

We grow tired

we will leave

thank you

HOLY SHIT I JUST HAD TELEPATHY WITH ADELE. God I didn’t want that dream to end. I felt so safe and good. Best dream I’ve had in years.

Then I dreamed that I was on Top Chef and a fellow contestant killed himself by eating too much of this blue caviar-like fungus. Why did they give it to us as an ingredient, then? HUH?

motherjones: Filed under: Movies you can watch at the...

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:49:38 -0500

motherjones:

Filed under: Movies you can watch at the Conservative Political Action Conference.

whoa boy

internetkaraokeparty: Everybody loved Mr. Roboto’s rendition of...

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 12:25:17 -0500

internetkaraokeparty:

Everybody loved Mr. Roboto’s rendition of “My Heart Will Go On”.

thescore: You Had Me At Tip-Off: Nothing says “I LOVE YOU” like...

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 12:11:11 -0500

thescore:

You Had Me At Tip-Off: Nothing says “I LOVE YOU” like a set of Memphis Grizzlies Valentine’s Day cards.

corypalmer: newsweek: deathdetonation: This is the sort of...

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:53:11 -0500

corypalmer:

newsweek:

deathdetonation:

This is the sort of thing that I do when I’m bored at school. Haha.

This is the sort of thing we reblog when we’re at work.

I’ve really, really been getting a kick out of writing SKRILLEX on walls and things recently. Not sure why, but it just cracks me right up.

I am becoming a little obsessed with SKRILLEX myself lately. I walk around going “BEE BEE BOOOP WUBWUBWUB KRAAA…SKRILLEX” all the time.

gilmoregurlz: Ryan Williams sent me this picture and said it...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:24:04 -0500

gilmoregurlz:

Ryan Williams sent me this picture and said it reminded him of me. i’m not going to fight it.

Spinach party

spinach party